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[exo] eks(inglish)o [i/ii]


title: eks(inglish)o

pairing: sehun/luhan

rating: pg-13

genre: is this even crack????????? idk lah humour ok and maybe some romance

summary: exo have twitters and they’re out to rule the world……….with singlish!

a/n: THE PRODUCT OF LATE NIGHT SINGLISH TWEETING. TO MY CHIOBU TLIST: bluedveins, xheylie and euphorias, THIS IS FOR YOU SO PLS ENJOY K GAM SIA!!! on another note i couldn't think of a better title so... oh w/e
btw this is split into two parts bc daaaaaamn lj why do you have a post length limit.

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luhahahahan @parangantlers

@gangstahun oi bubblegum bitch come over to my room


s(atan)ehun @gangstahun

@parangantlers wtf excuse u im not ur maid ok


s(atan)ehun @gangstahun

@parangantlers and what is with the ‘oi’ what is oi did u like misspell oil or smth laughs luhahadumbhahahan


s(atan)ehun @gangstahun

@parangantlers HAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY


luhahahahan @parangantlers

@gangstahun ............,.,..,.............are u kidding me walao eh


luhahahahan @parangantlers

@gangstahun this is singlish, bitch


kairang guni @chiobu

GUYS I LOVE SINGLISH O M G LOOK AT MY U/N IT’S SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAH IM SO CHIOBU


luhahahahan @parangantlers

@chiobu pls


kairang guni @chiobu

@parangantlers aiyah better than urs right


s(atan)ehun @gangstahun

what’s chiobu and what’s kairang guni


kairang guni @chiobu

@gangstahun are u shitting me rn oh sehun u bodoh

luhahahahan favourited this


s(atan)ehun @gangstahun

@chiobu :(( don’t mock me


luhahahahan @parangantlers

@gangstahun on second thoughts dont come to my room until you’ve learnt singlish http://www.singlishdictionary.com/ buay tahan sia


long and juicy @beehyuns

ooh so sehunnie is learning singlish now ho seh leh now we can all singlish on twitter


wanton mee @kyungsoop

guys i can make wanton mee now!!!


wanton mee @kyungsoop

@beehyuns btw wtf is ur twitname omg can u not


long and juicy @beehyuns

@kyungsoop ;D sibei cool right

chanyeolo favourited this


long and juicy @beehyuns

ok now it’s my turn to question chanyeol’s u/n @chanmalichan wah piang u trying to be malay is it


chanyeolo @chanmalichan

@beehyuns :(( sorry lah walao eh :(


wanton mee @kyungsoop

baek it’s not like yours is any better lmao tolong lah pls

chanyeolo favourited this


long and juicy @beehyuns

@kyungsoop excuse u it’s the coolest thing ever like beehoon and baekhyun = beehyuns i am like genius so dont come and talk cock with me k


chanyeolo @chanmalichan

@beehyuns @kyungsoop hahahahah omg talk cock ooh long and juicy


long and juicy @beehyuns

@chanmalichan @kyungsoop bye

wanton mee favourited this


chanyeolo @chanmalichan

@beehyuns @kyungsoop :((


dragon deity @mafiafegit

the first thing i see when i log on to twitter is “talk cock ooh long and juicy” i did not sign up for this

long and juicy, chanyeolo and wanton mee favourited this


luhahahahan @parangantlers

@mafiafegit duizhang u just need to loosen up more


dragon deity @mafiafegit

@parangantlers im a dragon i dont loosen up ok


luhahahahan @parangantlers

@mafiafegit ooh so scary wowowowowow i 尿裤子了


dragon deity @mafiafegit

@parangantlers of course u will ur a ~~baby~~ :-)

long and juicy favourited this


luhahahahan @parangantlers

@mafiafegit i will stab u with my parang antlers


dragon deity @mafiafegit

@parangantlers wah trying to be pai kia is it


joonie @notahpek

tabuleh tahan leh u guys srsly u cant even go a day without arguing :|||


dragon deity @mafiafegit

@notahpek maybe u should loosen up more ah pek


joonie @notahpek

@mafiafegit !!!!!!! i am not ah pek :(


♥ zitao ♥ @hipstaogram

@notahpek @mafiafegit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )


dragon deity @mafiafegit

@hipstaogram @notahpek wtf


♥ zitao ♥ @hipstaogram

@notahpek @mafiafegit !!!!! i’m sorry omg that was yixing sitting on my hands and using my laptop


♥ zitao ♥ @hipstaogram

@punicorns i’ll get you after i post this picture istg

get layed favourited this


(part 2)

Tags: crack, exo, hunhan
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